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The Masked Singer

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Triangle

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."