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'Don't take the brown acid.'

Glastonbury. After.

Showbiz Awards

Face painting.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

At the rock concert...

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Rainbow Quartet

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Free Bird!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Quartet.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Bashful in Nashville

Succession 2

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Running of the Brie

"Check out this new store."