Music Exams Gifts

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Triangle

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GCSEs

Grade 2 Cellist

Piano Keyboard

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Music Lessons

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Violin Practise

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Viola player coming through!"

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Cello Concert

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'