Music Exam Success Gifts

Grade 2

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

No Elgar!

Exam

Triangle

I love Lawyers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Barristers

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

GCSEs

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Truth

Piano Keyboard

Grade 2 Cellist

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Law School teacher.

Planet of the Lawyers

Music Lessons

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"We make crime pay."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Viola player coming through!"

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Cello Concert