Music Educator Humor Pillows

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

Marimba

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"Tip my boy."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

The Principal of Inertia.

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

"Today our teacher gave everyone lifetime achievement awards."

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"