Music Educator Humor Pillows

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

Marimba

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Party Schools...

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"Tip my boy."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

The Principal of Inertia.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

"Today our teacher gave everyone lifetime achievement awards."