Music-driven Exerciser Pillows

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Still Life With Nordic Track

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Sportsman and music

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Conductorcize.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"Set it on 'slow'."

"Next bench is four steps."

Pianorobics.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

Dog on skates.

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

Walk right in. Sit right down.

"He's out jogging."

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

Any exercise is better than none.

'I get enough exercise at work. I'm a mailman.'

Some exercise program - he power walks to snack machine!

I closed all my rings yesterday, Randy! What do you mean? On my Apple Watch. If you move enough, stand enough and work out enough during the day, colorful rings close on the watch face. I see. Impressive, little buddy. What'd you do, go for a long run? Do 100 situps? An hour of cardio? Fun fact, totally not related: If the watch notices you're not moving, standing or working out it lowers the amount of time it takes to close the rings. Less impressive.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.