Music-driven Exerciser Mugs

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Sportsman and music

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Dog on skates.

"Set it on 'slow'."

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

"Next bench is four steps."

Pianorobics.

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

Walk right in. Sit right down.

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"He's out jogging."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

Any exercise is better than none.

'I get enough exercise at work. I'm a mailman.'

Some exercise program - he power walks to snack machine!