Music Discussion Blunderer Pillows

"Phil had no idea what he was talking about."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

Uke Free Zone

The critic as band leader

"Maybe if you tip them they'll go away!"

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Throwing Away Music

"I can't sleep, I've just read the weather forecast and I'm afraid that Cliff Richard will sing again..."

'African Idol': A bushman is receiving the judge's opinion which is:' Dat was bad . . . it sound nutting like watta buffeelow!'

... Harold at the stomach pump.

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

Lots of Conductors for a Single Violinist.

'What a ripoff! Those guys aren't nerds - they're dorks!'

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

Music Hater.

'Yes, we've found a way to make teenagers pay for music on the Internet. Unfortunately, it also kills them.'

The Beach Person

Two Hunters.

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

Bernie Sanders ...Baby One More Time

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?