Music Critique Mugs

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

No Elgar!

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"He's left out the staples"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

The Music Critic.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

A singer being criticised

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."