Music Culture Critic Mugs

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Kritik's Korner

The americanisation of vulture.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Armageddon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.