Music Culture Critic Mugs

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

The americanisation of vulture.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Armageddon

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.