Song Critique Mugs

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

No Elgar!

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

The Music Critic.

A singer being criticised

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Focus Groupies

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Smashed harp...

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

The critic as band leader

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"