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"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Others will fight for you

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Baby Piano

Marimba

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Omara Portuondo

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Impressing dad.

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."