Music Instructor T-Shirts

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Glissando!

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

Guitarist

Lennon and McCartney.

Marimba

Cimafunk

Omara Portuondo

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Rhapsody in Blue.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

No Elgar!

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Theorbo

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Daughters on the beach

Triangle

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."