Music Coach Pillows

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"OK, listen up. Trombones slide into motion, tubas go deep, and percussion bangs it up the middle. Got that?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Louis Armstrong

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Others will fight for you

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Reach for the Star.

Baby Piano

Cimafunk

Lennon and McCartney.

Marimba

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Impressing dad.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Omara Portuondo

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"