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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

"You're on a what?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'I could do that.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

The Other Cooperstown

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Antiques

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

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