Museums Marvel Prints

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"You're on a what?!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I could do that.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

The Other Cooperstown

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Antiques

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."