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'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Then what happened?"

Raphael

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.