Museum Nerd Pillows

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Party Animals.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

The Other Cooperstown

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Raphael

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases