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"No, no, no! I want the fuse box behind the Monet, not the Manet!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'I admire your floatibility.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Jazz is Invented

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I think we have run out of time..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Who are you?

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"We no longer use ethnic labels, such as Italian Renaissance painting or Chinese drawing or Greek sculpture."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Fall in the Greek Temple

Rain forest ends here.

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'I told you not to slam the door!'