Museum Habitue Prints

"No, no, no! I want the fuse box behind the Monet, not the Manet!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'I admire your floatibility.'

Jazz is Invented

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I think we have run out of time..."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Who are you?

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Fall in the Greek Temple

The David Blaine

"We no longer use ethnic labels, such as Italian Renaissance painting or Chinese drawing or Greek sculpture."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Rain forest ends here.

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

The End is Near art gallery opening.

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'