Muse Whisperer Gifts

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Woman applying makeup

Creative accounting.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Product Testing Department

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Is this Seat Taken?

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

I love geeks

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

The Chicken of the North

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

Alas, poor Yorick!

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

Literary Type

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

Tunnel of Mice