Muse Meal Prints

Muse/Museli

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

The Sensitive Dude.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Dog Statue

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"...on the avenue..."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"Now hold that."

Art Block

Old farts keep right.

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'