Muse Meal Pillows

Muse/Museli

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

The Sensitive Dude.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Dog Statue

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"...on the avenue..."

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

The Cona Lisa

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

Paint charming.

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

"Now hold that."

Art Block

Old farts keep right.