Muscle Growth Commentator T-Shirts

Muscle Steroids.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bench Press Accident

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Cartoonist thinking'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Sports Radio in Crisis

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Body Building

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."