Muscle Growth Commentator Mugs

Muscle Steroids.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Sports Radio in Crisis

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Tree of Public Opinion.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Body Building

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."