Municipal Mazes Decoders T-Shirts

'We have to get permission from the city if you want your ashes scattered over the city dump.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Disinformation booth.

Mentors guide you through the maze.

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

The Corporate Rat.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Miami Mice

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Information vs. confusion

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Culturally significant problems solved

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"