Mundane Mystic Gifts

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Witches of Instagram

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Snake with headphones.

God's Phone

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

End of world nigh!!!

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.