Multitasking Hero Mugs

'Move your feet...work the jab. Jab, jab, jab, jab! ok?...And hang in there. My Daughter's soccer game is almost over...'

Working mother

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Hassled Mother.

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

The Housewife

'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Lady on treadmill pushing baby stroller and walking dog.

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

Piano eight hands.

Multitasking.

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

"The secret to his success? He's diversified."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

One Man Band

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'