Multitasking Champion Mugs

Mom Skills: Psychologist, Doctor, Philosopher, Mathematician, Geneticist, Religious, Negotiator, Baker.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Balancing work and family

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Hassled Mother.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Working from Home

Studying and technology

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

The Communicator

Multitasking executive dog

Overworked

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Multitasking

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."