Multitasking Champions Mugs

Multi-Tasking.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Balancing work and family

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Working from Home

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Studying and technology

The Communicator

Multitasking executive dog

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Overworked

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Multitasking

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.