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"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Macho man body building club.

Hares looking at Euclid

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Lady on treadmill pushing baby stroller and walking dog.

In Difficulties.

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"I've mutated."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Magician creates magic square

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"Iron Man Competition"