Multiplication Marvel Mugs

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Macho man body building club.

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"I've mutated."

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Lady on treadmill pushing baby stroller and walking dog.

In Difficulties.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Hares looking at Euclid

Magician creates magic square

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"Iron Man Competition"