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'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

The Forever Stamp

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."