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'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'