Multiple Pregnancies Mugs

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

First pregnancy vs. second pregnancy.

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

"Check those babies out."

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

Triplets

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"He sounds like a classic first husband."

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

Surprise

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

My wife had quads

"I've been to all his weddings."

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

Chicken Walking Eggs

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

'You wash, I'll dry.'

"This is a great place to work...they give you a day off every time you get married!"

Polygamist

Surprise on Ultrasound

Stretched Limo / Stretched Pram