Multiple Birth Adventurers Pillows

"Should I phone my husband now or wait until he sees me on tv?"

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

In the club.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Kids."

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Triplets

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

Just a month into their divorce, Joyce began to sense that she and Ron were subtly competing for their kids' affection.

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

My wife had quads

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

The Big Foot Book.

"She never obeys me. Maybe her voice command is turned off."

Chicken Walking Eggs

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"