Multilingual Communicators Pillows

Four men in a cafe, a phone rings and they all answer their mobile phones

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"Are you sure people will show up?"

Fart. Le Poot.

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

"And close it with 'Yours truly, #innovativethinking #strongfocus #greatthirdquarter, Larry.'"

"My French is OK but you should really see my Reportese..."

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

International Sign Language For...

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

"You can do business anywhere... as long as you can speak their menu."

"I shall not raise my voice, but be aware every word I say is upper case, bold, italics and underlined."

Modern Marriage

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

"It's the night of the bilingual telemarketers!"

Hier gesprochene Enlglisch.

'Dear Mr Flagg - we are always very nice hearing from you. Your delighted letter, which we receiving of you...pile it on thick. They really eat up this broken English.'

'Just because I don't believe in sex before marriage, he was under the impression that I believe in sex after marriage!'

Sienna finds Harald impervious to her tactics.

"Merry Christmas, Tia Carmen!"

'of course it is. It's always for one of the kids.'