Cross-cultural Communicator Pillows

'Dear Mr Flagg - we are always very nice hearing from you. Your delighted letter, which we receiving of you...pile it on thick. They really eat up this broken English.'

"Of course your wife doesn't understand you, she only speaks Thai."

"Oop's! silly me. Here's what I should have told you to ask..."

Sienna finds Harald impervious to her tactics.

"My French is OK but you should really see my Reportese..."

Kissinger in China

'The problem with Russian stalkers is that you need a translator on hand!'

"I hope it ain't bin too difficult to unnerstannin' me...with mah Southern accent an' all."

"You can do business anywhere... as long as you can speak their menu."

Translators

"Do you know how hard it is when people don't fit into my neat, pre-conceived notions?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

EU and India partnership.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

Body Language - Hiss!

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

It's a new invention called "language." It will revolutionize the communications industry!

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

'Hah, he bowed lower than I did.'

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

"Gee, I just love the British dry sense of humor!"

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'