Multifunction Enthusiast Pillows

Swiss Army Stove.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

Blend Schools

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Sign Him.

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Garden of Earthly Delights

Man checks the gears in his chest.

The News in Capsule Form.

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Piano eight hands.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Swiss Army garden tool

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

Lighting a Pipe

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

New York Man

Multitasking.

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'