Multifunction Enthusiast Gifts

Swiss Army Stove.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Blend Schools

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Sign Him.

"On your mark! Get set!"

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Garden of Earthly Delights

The News in Capsule Form.

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Piano eight hands.

Lighting a Pipe

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

New York Man

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Swiss Army garden tool

Multitasking.

Swiss army justice.

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact