Multi-tasking Wizard Pillows

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Jack of all trades

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Piano Recital

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I had to skip my workout."

Failure/Due Diligence

Multi-Tasking

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Food deliverer's baby.

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."