Multi-tasking Wizard Pillows

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Piano Recital

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Multi-Tasking

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Food deliverer's baby.

"I had to skip my workout."

Failure/Due Diligence