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A conductor bows while a one-man-band sits, exhausted.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cimafunk

Marimba

Lennon and McCartney.

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Omara Portuondo

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I gotta be me!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."