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Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"In da house"

Christmas Canapes

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Solitaire card shark.

Swimming Champion.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I'm all in.'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Easter Island poker.

At the animal perfume fair.

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

"What do four ones beat?"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'Three Old Maids don't beat ANYTHING!'

'I need a new scent.'

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST