Mudslinging Maverick Mugs

"And I'd like to ask my mud-slinging opponent if he's been faithful to that moose he married."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

Expectations vs. Bitterness

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Ye Haul.

Sunburn.

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

The Island of Misfit Pants

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

Swiss Skier

"Before you enter the water complete a full reversal of your political opinions."