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"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

Glastonbury. After.

So you're a mocking bird...

The Brothers Grime

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Pottery

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

Mammoth hoover

Pete Bog

'We were mud wrestling.'

'He was an evil king.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Mummy peeks out of a pyramid.

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'

"That's a wrap..!"

"It's a mug's game!"

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Caveman shoots mammoth with arrow and blames his mate with the spear.

'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'