Mud Mask Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Tribal masks.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Covid-19, Mask Up

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Squeal like a pig!

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'