Mud Mask Enthusiast Prints

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

Playing pig

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Don't have a hot flush....

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Squeal like a pig!

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Tribal masks.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."