Mrs. Claus Admirer T-Shirts

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Clown on bike.

Claus 2.0

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

"I don't believe in you!"

Love

Yo ho ho!

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown Skis.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Children's Entertainer

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Beware of balloon dog.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

No juggling allowed.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Woman Juggling Emojis

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'