Mrs. Claus Admirer Mugs

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Clown on bike.

Claus 2.0

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Clown God

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I don't believe in you!"

Love

Clown Face Painting

Yo ho ho!

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Beware of balloon dog.

Snail Pattern Balding.

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Children's Entertainer

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Woman Juggling Emojis

No juggling allowed.

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

"I locked the key in the trunk."

Jack in the Box