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'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Examinations.

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Meeting not going well?"

Unsuccessful board meeting.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

"You've passed with extinction!"

violence in workplace

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

There's a real disconnect going on here.

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'