Mri Machine Enthusiast Pillows

'Some people find the MRI chamber claustrophobic.' - 'Oh.' - 'I call those people 'the lucky few'.' - 'Ah.' - 'Whatever you do don't think about being buried alive.' - 'Gah.' -

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Toe-Tickling Machine

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'

Tunnel of Anxiety

Patient

Coronavirus

"Ahh, Dickinson, I hope that's office business you're using that photocopier for."

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

"I'm dating an MRI technician."

'While you're in there, could you do me a favor and look around for a silver earring? The patient before you thinks that's where she lost it.'

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'

'Um...Dr. Daly, I think there's something wrong with the MRI.'

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

'A bit like Alastair Campbell, it's completed it's spin cycle!'

'You'll have to disrobe... what I have here is a new improved Proctoscope.'

'OK, Mrs. Dunn. We'll slide you in there, scan your brain, and see if we can find out why you've been having these spells of claustrophobia.'

Medical Device Co. I need to market our new cardiac diagnostic equipment. Say "The only way to truly know what is in somebody's heart."

"They're working miracles with felt-tipped markers these day!"

'There are no NHS tooth fairies available, I'm private. That'll be

Bob's losing streak continued.